I said a hip, hop, a hippity hop, a hip hop hippity do

Inspired by Britney’s horrible “come back” performance on MTV’s Video Music Awards last night, I have decided to pick up where she left off and steal her fan base from her now that she’s left them ripe for the taking.  Ladies and gentlemen, I have enrolled in a “hip hop funk” dance class.  Yes, you [...]

yes yes yes, I know, I know

I’ve been M-I-A.  I know, I KNOW. 
So sorry, but my life has been a bit crazy this summer.  The other day I sat down and reviewed what all has happened this summer, and here’s a run down, in case you’d like to know…
Since June 1 (that’s 2 1/2 months):
# of Places I’ve lived: 3
# of [...]

Just what I’ve always wanted to become… a Simpson!

Anyone who knows me knows that I’m a sucker for a great online interactive marketing gimmic.  Snakes on a Plane prank phone calls from Samuel L.?  Totally.  Romantic calls from Fabio thanks to “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”?  Hilarious – sent it to all my friends.  Creating my own Simpson lookalike?  It was fun, [...]

Cruisin’

Let me begin this story by saying that I HATE Chrysler PT Cruisers.  I think they are one of the ugliest cars on the market, and they also look like hearses. 
My friend Beck was thinking about buying one several months ago, and I basically told her that.  She ended up buying a Subaru Outback (which [...]

Ikea trip!

While I’m still waiting for Comcast  (see my blog directly below this one) to answer my call (now I’m at over 2 1/2 hours on hold), I thought I’d go ahead and post about this past weekend’s trip to Atlanta for my first visit to the mothership, also known as Ikea!
 My friends Amy, Beck and [...]

A little, um, awkward

There I am, during praise and worship at my new church yesterday morning and who the heck do you think walks in and sits one person over from me?  My gynecologist.  She and her husband attend there, apparently.  Is it just me, or does anyone else feel that this is kind-of awkward?  I’m anxiously waiting [...]

My dad cracks me up!

Tonight I accompanied the ‘rents down to southeastern Williamson County for a little dinner with a group of family friends.  Great time, good fun, pretty drive!  So, on the way back, my mom tells me to ask my dad about his run-in with the Brentwood Po-Po on Friday night.  Ok… so my dad proceeds to [...]

Gray, gray, go AWAY!

So, this morning while getting ready, I found that stupid gray hair (my first and only) that surfaced on March 18, 2006.  Ergh.  Last year, when I discovered it, I just said, “thank you God that this is the only gray hair that I get til I’m 60,” and I plucked it.  I guess now [...]

It’s raining men (or so my downstairs neighbor thought)!

So my contractor called me on Saturday morning with an update on my condo… said the bathroom was coming along nicely and that I should be able paint this Saturday.  Anyway, he said that earlier in the week, a guy he had helping him was in the bathroom standing on the floor joists (all the [...]

Hope has been restored!

A childhood dream of mine was to be a princess.  Given that you don’t hear a lot about princes and royal families anymore, the obvious choice for my opportunity to become a princess would be to marry into the royal family of Great Brittain, specifically, the prince who was born one month before I, Prince William.  [...]