Inspired by Britney’s horrible “come back” performance on MTV’s Video Music Awards last night, I have decided to pick up where she left off and steal her fan base from her now that she’s left them ripe for the taking. Ladies and gentlemen, I have enrolled in a “hip hop funk” dance class. Yes, you heard me right. Get ready, this time next year, it’ll be ME opening at the VMAs. (I can lip synch better than her, too, and all of my hair is real)
Ok, so in all seriousness, I have truly enrolled in the dance class. Last week, my friend from work, Olivia, asked me, quite out of the blue, if I’d like to do a hip hop dance class with her at Vanderbilt. (Back story – I’ve decided to be more spontaneous, and a few weeks ago I told myself I’d agree to do anything that remotely sounded interesting {ok, WITHIN REASON, people} if someone invited me, so that’s how I got suckered into this) So, I decided to fork over the $95 for the 12-week class. Ok, why are you laughing as you read this? I mean, seriously. STOP LAUGHING. My parents laughed for five minutes straight when I told them, Rebecca thought I was kidding, and Lindsay asked if there would be a video camera present and could she purchase a tape. WHAT?!?!
Come Thursday night, people, you better watch out – Darren’s Dance Grooves ain’t got nothin on Susanna’s Dance Grooves. Oh, and please pray that I don’t pop a hip/knee/ankle/Lord-knows-what out of joint! 
2 Comments
October 6, 2007 at 1:57 pm
I expect to see some of these moves tomorrow! You’ve had plenty of time to learn something by now!
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December 20, 2007 at 8:06 am
I would like to see a continuation of the topic